So once I had this toy car. It was awesome. It was a red corvette. I don’t have a picture of it but if you look up a picture of a corvette, it looks just like it. So, I used to pretend I was a really small person and I could drive around in it. Actually I mostly wished I could do that! ๐ It had a little door that opened and closed and a little tire (if you could reach it) that turned slightly! ๐ It was pretty cool. I don’t know where it is now—–probably in the garage somewhere…………hmmm…….eh. I’m to lazy to try and find out! ๐ It was sleek and smooth like Lightning Mcqueen. ๐ Yeah that’s right! We getting all Disney up in this joint! Took me a while to notice that his first name was actually ‘Lightning’. Was his nickname ‘Light’ or ‘Ning’ growing up?ย
I think he looks like a ‘Rob’ to me. Maybe even a ‘Alex’ but ‘Lightning’? Question! If he put his ’95’ sticker on his head light, would it shine a shadow of his ’95’? That would be awesome… Ever notice that everyone has lines for teeth? Everyone except Mater. He has crooked teeth, but his teeth are separateย like a humans! Here take a look!
See? His teeth are actually like a human beings! *GASP* DOES THAT MEAN THAT MATER IS SECRETLY A HUMAN CURSED TO LOOK LIKE A CAR? I’m sure there’s a conspiracy theory about that somewhere…..
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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I KNOW RIGHT! wait what makes sense? ๐
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DONT U SEE IT
MATER IN CARS IS (no offense) PRETTY STUPID
IT SHOWS THE IGNORANCE OF THE HUMAN RACE, IF HE IS A HUMAN TURNED INTO A CAR
IT IS THE ILLUMINATI
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OoO MY LIFE IS NOW MADE CLEAR!
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ITS THE END
WE’RE GOING TO BE CONSUMED BY MAN-EATING-ONCE-A-HUMAN-BUT-NOW-A-CAR CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH NO! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! I WILL NEVER DRIVE A CAR AGAIN!
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I NEVER DROVE A CAR BECAUSE IM UNDERAGED
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SAME! BUT WHEN I WAS ABOUT SEVEN, I DROVE MY MOM’S HONDA TRUCK AROUND AN OPEN FIELD! IT WAS AWESOME!
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wat
my dad never let me do that ๐ฆ
owell
i’ve have plenty of time to do dat when i become a car
look at the positive side! you can use ur farts as gasoline
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lol! NEVER trust a CAR
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just to be clear, i didn’t ‘lol’ your sad face. I’m sorry you never got to do that. ๐ฆ Once I get my license, I will drive to your house and let you drive my truck! ๐
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OKIE โค THAT IS ME ICE CREAM >:P
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oops it didnt come out
C> this is ice cream
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lol! AWESOME
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