My Little Toy Car

So once I had this toy car. It was awesome. It was a red corvette. I don’t have a picture of it but if you look up a picture of a corvette, it looks just like it. So, I used to pretend I was a really small person and I could drive around in it. Actually I mostly wished I could do that! πŸ˜€ It had a little door that opened and closed and a little tire (if you could reach it) that turned slightly! πŸ˜€ It was pretty cool. I don’t know where it is now—–probably in the garage somewhere…………hmmm…….eh. I’m to lazy to try and find out! πŸ˜› It was sleek and smooth like Lightning Mcqueen. πŸ˜› Yeah that’s right! We getting all Disney up in this joint! Took me a while to notice that his first name was actually ‘Lightning’. Was his nickname ‘Light’ or ‘Ning’ growing up?Β 

I think he looks like a ‘Rob’ to me. Maybe even a ‘Alex’ but ‘Lightning’? Question! If he put his ’95’ sticker on his head light, would it shine a shadow of his ’95’? That would be awesome… Ever notice that everyone has lines for teeth? Everyone except Mater. He has crooked teeth, but his teeth are separateΒ like a humans! Here take a look!

See? His teeth are actually like a human beings! *GASP* DOES THAT MEAN THAT MATER IS SECRETLY A HUMAN CURSED TO LOOK LIKE A CAR? I’m sure there’s a conspiracy theory about that somewhere…..

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14 thoughts on “My Little Toy Car

    • Mermaidia May 1, 2015 / 2:48 pm

      DONT U SEE IT
      MATER IN CARS IS (no offense) PRETTY STUPID
      IT SHOWS THE IGNORANCE OF THE HUMAN RACE, IF HE IS A HUMAN TURNED INTO A CAR
      IT IS THE ILLUMINATI

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      • Mermaidia May 1, 2015 / 2:52 pm

        ITS THE END
        WE’RE GOING TO BE CONSUMED BY MAN-EATING-ONCE-A-HUMAN-BUT-NOW-A-CAR CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • mistyoceans May 1, 2015 / 2:53 pm

        OH NO! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! I WILL NEVER DRIVE A CAR AGAIN!

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      • Mermaidia May 1, 2015 / 2:56 pm

        I NEVER DROVE A CAR BECAUSE IM UNDERAGED

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      • mistyoceans May 1, 2015 / 3:00 pm

        SAME! BUT WHEN I WAS ABOUT SEVEN, I DROVE MY MOM’S HONDA TRUCK AROUND AN OPEN FIELD! IT WAS AWESOME!

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      • Mermaidia May 1, 2015 / 3:01 pm

        wat
        my dad never let me do that 😦
        owell
        i’ve have plenty of time to do dat when i become a car
        look at the positive side! you can use ur farts as gasoline

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  1. mistyoceans May 1, 2015 / 3:56 pm

    just to be clear, i didn’t ‘lol’ your sad face. I’m sorry you never got to do that. 😦 Once I get my license, I will drive to your house and let you drive my truck! πŸ™‚

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      • Mermaidia May 4, 2015 / 2:22 pm

        oops it didnt come out
        C> this is ice cream

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