Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Hook’s Afraid Of An Old Dead Croc!

The title got your attention didn’t it? He-he-he, my plan worked! Recently, I’ve noticed WordPress.com has gone a little dead. Now that I think about it, the world seems to be filled of zombies now days. Everyone’s either a feminist or a rapist according to the news. Then again, when have they not been this way? I feel like a real life Joker released a can of ‘Irrational Sludge’ into America’s water supply. I say America because I don’t really know what’s happening in other countries but I’d like to think it’s something peaceful. We need someone who will actually bring good to the U.S.A. We don’t need a arrogant fool or a murder. We need a Captain America! We need an Avatar! We need a bringer of peace! And for the love of codes, PLEASE! We do NOT, I repeat DO NOT need another feminist who gets triggered by almost anything they read, see or hear. Women have equal rights! Feminism is a dead movement! Women can vote! Women can walk down streets without being attacked or raped! Women can get jobs! The only reason women seem to be payed less, is because they aren’t willing to work more! The gender wage gap is a myth! Pluto isn’t a planet! Books are just letters of the alphabet arranged in different ways! Your mind is the most complicated thing in the universe! You want to see something cool? Read this! “Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don’t move your lips. Don’t make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything. What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! DROWN EVERYTHING OUT! Now hear a whisper. A tiny whisper. Now read this next part in your best old man voice,” Hello there sonny. Does this town have a post office?” Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that? It sure wasn’t yours! How do you do that? How?! Must be magic.” -Unknown

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