My Little Toy Car

So once I had this toy car. It was awesome. It was a red corvette. I don’t have a picture of it but if you look up a picture of a corvette, it looks just like it. So, I used to pretend I was a really small person and I could drive around in it. Actually I mostly wished I could do that! 😀 It had a little door that opened and closed and a little tire (if you could reach it) that turned slightly! 😀 It was pretty cool. I don’t know where it is now—–probably in the garage somewhere…………hmmm…….eh. I’m to lazy to try and find out! 😛 It was sleek and smooth like Lightning Mcqueen. 😛 Yeah that’s right! We getting all Disney up in this joint! Took me a while to notice that his first name was actually ‘Lightning’. Was his nickname ‘Light’ or ‘Ning’ growing up? 

I think he looks like a ‘Rob’ to me. Maybe even a ‘Alex’ but ‘Lightning’? Question! If he put his ’95’ sticker on his head light, would it shine a shadow of his ’95’? That would be awesome… Ever notice that everyone has lines for teeth? Everyone except Mater. He has crooked teeth, but his teeth are separate like a humans! Here take a look!

See? His teeth are actually like a human beings! *GASP* DOES THAT MEAN THAT MATER IS SECRETLY A HUMAN CURSED TO LOOK LIKE A CAR? I’m sure there’s a conspiracy theory about that somewhere…..