Dear Parliament,

Dear Parliament,

My name is Harold Benjem. I represent the colony of Lunatutia. I declare the taxes unfair. The taxes must be brought down immediately! Our colony can not handle your harsh payments. Well, with the way our jobs are, I’d say if you keep it up then you won’t have any income from us at all. Just last week the pepperoncini family died because they could not afford you taxes any longer! You are a disgrace and the good people of Lunatutia agree. And this Quartering Act! We can barley survive under normal conditions, now you shove soldiers into our homes like we host a 5 star hotel! This is an outrage! I bet if you were colonists like us you would be protesting. Lower the taxes or we’ll lower them for you.

-Harold Benjem

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